saying hi to someone you know..– and that person was like and then you remember that person is not you’re friend (via rainbowsolife)
when guys tell me to make them a sandwich...
witheyesthatsmiled: Guys be like… & i’m just like… “what bitch? Get the fuck up and YOU do it. Command my ass, no. fuck you.”
When some niggas say, "Lets fuck" and you like..
iamvictoriious: “Bitch i dont even know your name”